Heinz! I was walking down downtown Danville and, as I passed under the DEI Building, I couldn’t help but stop and appreciate the Gargoyles you added recently (not long before that Open House). What a nice touch. I feel that was a great investment. Your building is truly a landmark within the Tri-State Area.
So let's start this again, shall we?
Hiii, hello. My name is Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Your future ruler of the Tri-State area. (So look out for it, okay?) And i figured....I'm here, the internet is theeeere...Why not abuse it with my rants? I mean...there is so much to hate, and only a lifetime to talk about it! And i'm not exactly a spring chicken anymore, if you know what I mean.
So...yeeeah. Just going to ramble here....
Anyone up for waffles?
And the biggest! Don’t forget the biggest!
…Aaactually, I have no idea if it is. But now I kinda want to see if that’s statement is true. I wonder if there is any legal issues with saying it’s the largest when it’s not?
Lying is eeevil, riiiight? Oooooh, time to make a new ad about Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated~
I mean…Heh. Thaaank you. They really remind me of home- as in it reminds me of the time I was once attacked by a whole army of gargoyles. Granted, it was night when it happened…and I was like six. So really they could have just been giant moths. But I trust my memory on this one, and they were TOTALLY gargoyles.
Hmm…Maybe I shouldn’t be allowed to waffle in my tags. It’s kinda embaaarrassing. Though, it IS fun to read back on!