Heinz! I was walking down downtown Danville and, as I passed under the DEI Building, I couldn’t help but stop and appreciate the Gargoyles you added recently (not long before that Open House). What a nice touch. I feel that was a great investment. Your building is truly a landmark within the Tri-State Area.
Uh, hello? Is this thing on? Wait...Heh, silly me. Heinz, it's not like you are leaving a VOICE mail or something. You're writing. See, that, exactly what you are doing now, where you are writing every itty bitty thought that comes to mind. Like that you haven't ate yet today, and that last waffle in the freezer is really started to seem delicious....okay, you can stop that now. Stooooop iiiiiit, people might think you're craaaaazy~So let's start this again, shall we?
Hiii, hello. My name is Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Your future ruler of the Tri-State area. (So look out for it, okay?) And i figured....I'm here, the internet is theeeere...Why not abuse it with my rants? I mean...there is so much to hate, and only a lifetime to talk about it! And i'm not exactly a spring chicken anymore, if you know what I mean.
So...yeeeah. Just going to ramble here....
Anyone up for waffles?
Getting My Doof On
NACATTACKBITCH: Mini Rant
Okay, so I believe Homosexuality is NOT a sin.
The bible hardly speaks about sexual orientation, if at all, and it doesn’t say that being gay is wrong.
And for anyone pointing out Leviticus, I don’t believe that’s the true meaning, but thats a whole other rant.
…
It OBVIOUSLY means that dudes don’t have vaginas.
but then that seems to be putting transgenders down too…
Ya know what, it’s just wrong all together. Excuse my bad attempt at humor.
freedomandfiction asked:
And the biggest! Don’t forget the biggest!
…Aaactually, I have no idea if it is. But now I kinda want to see if that’s statement is true. I wonder if there is any legal issues with saying it’s the largest when it’s not?
…
Lying is eeevil, riiiight? Oooooh, time to make a new ad about Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated~
I mean…Heh. Thaaank you. They really remind me of home- as in it reminds me of the time I was once attacked by a whole army of gargoyles. Granted, it was night when it happened…and I was like six. So really they could have just been giant moths. But I trust my memory on this one, and they were TOTALLY gargoyles.
Hmm…Maybe I shouldn’t be allowed to waffle in my tags. It’s kinda embaaarrassing. Though, it IS fun to read back on!
Snark…This is your idea of pulling a prank on your neighbors?
Well…Yes. I didn’t want to do anything that would make them MAD at me.
“Well at least *I* never tried to steal a fire place, Doofenshmirtz.”
“UGH! Still not letting that go? It was my first time, okay?”
And *I* would like to clarify that this conversation NEVER happened.
…
As far as I know, anyway. And if you don’t remember it, it never happened. Amiriiiight?
…I feel like I need to explain photoshop to Steve Rogers here.
gosh, Doof. Can I just touch your face.
gosh, Doof. Can I just touch your face.
Well….I suppooose so. Though I don’t see why you’d need to. Are you an old lady wanting to pinch my
facecheeks? Are you blind, and this is how you see? Is this a satanic ritual and you’re giving some demon my face to borrow?Heck, for all *I* know you’re actually ARE an old satanic blind woman.
Well, just wash your hands first, okaaaay? I don’t really know where you’ve beeeen…
PLOT TWIST
Ya knoooow…i don’t know why…but i got this repressed feeling that you remind me of something. But for the life of me, i juuuust can’t seem to remember WHAT…
Oh well, looking goooood there~
![andymagnuseth:
ramblingdoofenshmirtz:
[ cloud overview ][ get your own cloud ]This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Jul 2008 and Jun 2012 containing my top 50 used words.Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:
bunnielovesantony
derpihavenocreativity
youthculturekilledmydog
just-another-drama-queen
freedomandfiction
someone says “platypus” and “perry” a LOT…
…does someone have a cruuuuuush?
If, by “crush”, you mean “trying to drop things on Perry the Platypus a lot, but he just won’t squish”…then yes. I AM.
Perry the Platypus makes crushing haaaard. :(](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66ty8ibqd1rnbucmo1_500.jpg)
[ cloud overview ]
[ get your own cloud ]
This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Jul 2008 and Jun 2012 containing my top 50 used words.
Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:someone says “platypus” and “perry” a LOT…
…does someone have a cruuuuuush?
If, by “crush”, you mean “trying to drop things on Perry the Platypus a lot, but he just won’t squish”…then yes. I AM.
Perry the Platypus makes crushing haaaard. :(
This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Jul 2008 and Jun 2012 containing my top 50 used words.
Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:
“Well at least *I* never tried to steal a fire place, Doofenshmirtz.”
“UGH! Still not letting that go? It was my first time, okay?”
And *I* would like to clarify that this conversation NEVER happened.
…
As far as I know, anyway. And if you don’t remember it, it never happened. Amiriiiight?
…I feel like I need to explain photoshop to Steve Rogers here.
gosh, Doof. Can I just touch your face.
gosh, Doof. Can I just touch your face.
Well….I suppooose so. Though I don’t see why you’d need to. Are you an old lady wanting to pinch my face cheeks? Are you blind, and this is how you see? Is this a satanic ritual and you’re giving some demon my face to borrow?
Heck, for all *I* know you’re actually ARE an old satanic blind woman.
Well, just wash your hands first, okaaaay? I don’t really know where you’ve beeeen…
“Well at least *I* never tried to steal a fire place, Doofenshmirtz.”
“UGH! Still not letting that go? It was my first time, okay?”
And *I* would like to clarify that this conversation NEVER happened.
…
As far as I know, anyway. And if you don’t remember it, it never happened. Amiriiiight?
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How ya feeling now, kid i never bothered to ask the name of? Feeling all cheered up now?
