Getting My Doof On

Anonymous said: Sooo... How's the online dating scene going on in Danville? Not trying be nosy or somthin', just askin'.

Oh, you knoooow. A little here, a little there. You’d be SURPRISED how easy it actually is to get a date. It’s almost like I’m getting one daily— heck, sometimes even twice in a day! Sure does make a 104 days of summer seem much longer, ya know? Not that I’m complaining, exactly. It’s… it’s good, I’ll just leave it there. 

darkwingsnark:

Doof Ramblings

So I had a stream where we watched Hogan’s Heroes…so I was having a conversation with Hogan in my bad Doof impression. So I thought there were some pretty funny improv stuff and thought I’d share.

Heinz! I was walking down downtown Danville and, as I passed under the DEI Building, I couldn’t help but stop and appreciate the Gargoyles you added recently (not long before that Open House). What a nice touch. I feel that was a great investment. Your building is truly a landmark within the Tri-State Area.

And the biggest! Don’t forget the biggest!

…Aaactually, I have no idea if it is. But now I kinda want to see if that’s statement is true. I wonder if there is any legal issues with saying it’s the largest when it’s not?

Lying is eeevil, riiiight? Oooooh, time to make a new ad about Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated~

I mean…Heh. Thaaank you. They really remind me of home- as in it reminds me of the time I was once attacked by a whole army of gargoyles. Granted, it was night when it happened…and I was like six. So really they could have just been giant moths. But I trust my memory on this one, and they were TOTALLY gargoyles.

darkwingsnark:

Snark…This is your idea of pulling a prank on your neighbors?

Well…Yes. I didn’t want to do anything that would make them MAD at me.

andymagnuseth:

ramblingdoofenshmirtz:

andymagnuseth:

ramblingdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

“Well at least *I* never tried to steal a fire place, Doofenshmirtz.”

“UGH! Still not letting that go? It was my first time, okay?”

And *I* would like to clarify that this conversation NEVER happened.

As far as I know, anyway. And if you don’t remember it, it never happened. Amiriiiight?

…I feel like I need to explain photoshop to Steve Rogers here.

gosh, Doof. Can I just touch your face.

gosh, Doof. Can I just touch your face.

Well….I suppooose so. Though I don’t see why you’d need to. Are you an old lady wanting to pinch my face cheeks? Are you blind, and this is how you see? Is this a satanic ritual and you’re giving some demon my face to borrow?

Heck, for all *I* know you’re actually ARE an old satanic blind woman.

Well, just wash your hands first, okaaaay? I don’t really know where you’ve beeeen…

PLOT TWIST

Ya knoooow…i don’t know why…but i got this repressed feeling that you remind me of something. But for the life of me, i juuuust can’t seem to remember WHAT…

Oh well, looking goooood there~

andymagnuseth:

ramblingdoofenshmirtz:

[ cloud overview ][ get your own cloud ]This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Jul 2008 and Jun 2012 containing my top 50 used words.Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:
bunnielovesantony
derpihavenocreativity
youthculturekilledmydog
just-another-drama-queen
freedomandfiction

someone says “platypus” and “perry” a LOT…
…does someone have a cruuuuuush?

If, by “crush”, you mean “trying to drop things on Perry the Platypus a lot, but he just won’t squish”…then yes. I AM. 
Perry the Platypus makes crushing haaaard. :(

andymagnuseth:

ramblingdoofenshmirtz:

[ cloud overview ]
[ get your own cloud ]

This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Jul 2008 and Jun 2012 containing my top 50 used words.

Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:

someone says “platypus” and “perry” a LOT…

…does someone have a cruuuuuush?

If, by “crush”, you mean “trying to drop things on Perry the Platypus a lot, but he just won’t squish”…then yes. I AM

Perry the Platypus makes crushing haaaard. :(

[ cloud overview ][ get your own cloud ]This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Jul 2008 and Jun 2012 containing my top 50 used words.Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:bunnielovesantonyderpihavenocreativityyouthculturekilledmydogjust-another-drama-queenfreedomandfiction
[ cloud overview ]

[ get your own cloud ]


This is a Tumblr Cloud I generated from my blog posts between Jul 2008 and Jun 2012 containing my top 50 used words.

Top 5 blogs I reblogged the most:

andymagnuseth:

ramblingdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

“Well at least *I* never tried to steal a fire place, Doofenshmirtz.”

“UGH! Still not letting that go? It was my first time, okay?”

And *I* would like to clarify that this conversation NEVER happened.

As far as I know, anyway. And if you don’t remember it, it never happened. Amiriiiight?

…I feel like I need to explain photoshop to Steve Rogers here.

gosh, Doof. Can I just touch your face.

gosh, Doof. Can I just touch your face.

Well….I suppooose so. Though I don’t see why you’d need to. Are you an old lady wanting to pinch my face cheeks? Are you blind, and this is how you see? Is this a satanic ritual and you’re giving some demon my face to borrow?

Heck, for all *I* know you’re actually ARE an old satanic blind woman.

Well, just wash your hands first, okaaaay? I don’t really know where you’ve beeeen…

darkwingsnark:

“Well at least *I* never tried to steal a fire place, Doofenshmirtz.”

“UGH! Still not letting that go? It was my first time, okay?”

And *I* would like to clarify that this conversation NEVER happened.

As far as I know, anyway. And if you don’t remember it, it never happened. Amiriiiight?